I am a Grammy award winner, eight-time cannes lion recipient, NY Times bestselling author, astronaut, and notable, often copied but never imitated, liar.
I once wrote a persona based on myself, where the person grew up in Southern California, moved to North Carolina, then went to Oklahoma for college. My professor said it was far too unlikely to sound real. lol.
My stats
Age: 22
Height: 6'1.5
Weight: nobody cares
Hats worn this week: 3
Most eaten food this week: nachos (four times, and its Tuesday)
Home runs: 5 (I played baseball for 17 years)
Hit by pitch: my hip always hurts
Clothes currently laying on my floor: I plead the fifth
Time since last breath: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 not too shabby
Here's two truths and a lie (props to you if you email me and guess which is the lie):
I have more than 30 tattoos
I snowboard, surf, and skateboard
Maggie Rogers, Travis Scott, and Hozier are all tied for which concerts I've been to most
I also think the best way to get to know someone (outside of talking to them) is to see their camera roll. So here's a taste of mine. Enjoy!
